If you’re already offended and/or disgusted, please read no further.
Based on a true story.
The Unruly Flush That Drenched My Scrotum
Starting and flailing, my stomach floundered
One nail-biting morning in biting autumn,
The fateful day when I first encountered
The unruly flush that drenched my scrotum.
I should have paid heed to the sign that said,
“Beware of evil flush, all ye who enter.”
I should have gone and painstakingly read
The scathing reviews on LooAdvisor.
But time was short and tummy short-tempered,
And no sooner than my business was done,
It did its deed, then innocently whimpered.
What did it, you ask? It drenched my scrotum.
“‘Tis a lesson, for the future,” they gush.
To them I just say, f**k that goddamn flush.